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[28 Jun 2009|01:01pm]
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  • 13:05 I'm makin' a poo with your name on it! #

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[27 Jun 2009|01:01pm]
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  • 11:36 Who wants to give me a job driving a forklift for 40k+ a year? Because I'm damned good at it! #

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[25 Jun 2009|01:02pm]
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  • 11:26 Almost forgot how hard it is to sit still in a classroom environment. *sigh* #

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[20 Jun 2009|01:01pm]
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[12 Jun 2009|01:01pm]
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  • 17:22 @marilynonmars Underoos are Funderwear! #
  • 22:12 Ya know, cold milk and Vienna Fingers close out an evening nicely. #
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[06 Jun 2009|01:01pm]
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  • 18:43 Come 2 the Blarney Station in East Rutherford, order a Guiness,get a t-shirt from the Guiness girl! Guiness is 250 years old! #

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R.I.P. David Carradine aka Frankenstien aka "Bill" aka Kwai Chang Caine [04 Jun 2009|10:52pm]
For those of you who didn't know...



How did it happen you ask?
He was found hanging by curtain ropes from the ceiling of his hotel room in Bangkok.

hurm.

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wow... [04 Jun 2009|02:47pm]
To preface this, when I was down in Fla 2 months ago, my Pop took me out to the everglades to go trap shooting with a 12g shotgun. We shot off a total of 50 rounds. My shoulder was bruised like a mama-jama for the next week. That being said and my previous history playing with shotguns, I can simply tell you, if you don't know for yourself, or if it isn't obvious, they will devestate whatever they hit.
Now, keeping that in mind, the US Military has a fun "new" (the original model was patented in the 70's) weapon...the AA-12



Yes ladies and germs, someone pulls one of these out, and they're not happy with you, you run...you run fast, you run far, and try to mix it up a little so they can't get a good bead on ya....

Just...fucking...wow....300 rounds per minute, armor piercing, explosive "grenade" rounds, what will this thing not fuck up? Seriously....hot damn I want one...I will take out FUCKLOADS of zombies...me and one of these against a horde? I win. I conquer.

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[03 Jun 2009|01:01pm]
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  • 10:15 Beautiful day out today! #

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[01 Jun 2009|01:01pm]
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[31 May 2009|03:09am]
dear god...WHY AM I STILL AWAKE?!?!


read my other blog and spread the woid:
http://bigolgoon.blogspot.com

tank you berry mush

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DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT [27 May 2009|09:12pm]
GOD FREAKIN' DAMNIT!!!!

NARUTO 449 JUST PULLED A FUCKING DBZ....I KNOW I'M A GEEK AND THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ALOT OF PEOPLE, BUT DAMNIT I'M PISSED.


Ugh.

Sorry, Rishard, Dave, you'll get it on Friday or sooner...Dave, get caught up...

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[27 May 2009|01:05pm]
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  • 14:09 So, today is Ivy and my second anniversary, yet, I am jobless and broke, any ideas about something inexpensive yet really nice to do? #

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Question/Opinions/Help? [26 May 2009|02:18pm]
So...today is mine and Ivy's 2nd Anniversary, as many of you know, I am jobless and as such poor, outside of staying in and cooking a nice dinner, which is something I do often for us, any ideas on something "special" to do with no to low cash flow?

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[26 May 2009|01:02pm]
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  • 13:15 Headin' out to Pennsyltucky for a day with the 'fam at the farm. Toodles! #

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[25 May 2009|01:01pm]
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  • 21:59 so many bloggings!!! bigolgoon.blogspot.com #

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For those who care [24 May 2009|09:32pm]
I've started a new blog that I'm going to be posting on with all my movie, comic, music, stuff akin to things. If you're on blogspot.com, the addy is bigolgoon.blogspot.com

okay...thereyago

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OH.....MY....... [24 May 2009|11:27am]
I just needed to let you all know something.

There's a new movie being made called King Shot. It's a "spaghetti western". It is going to star Nick Nolte and, get this, Marilyn Manson. Neither of which, mind you, am I a big fan of, I don't dislike them at all, but both are, in their own ways, proverbial train wrecks.

But that's not the interesting part.

This movie is going to be directed by the man behind the camera of two of the greatest midnight/cult films of all time. The movies are called, Santa Sangre, and more importantly, El Topo. The man's name is, Alejandro Jodorowsky.

The producer, I hope I don't have to give history on, save he is stalwart in his integrity, and is one of the most original writers/directors/producers left in Hollywood. Almost every one of his films and/or projects has garnered a respectable cult following. Wanna guess? Here's some hints, Twin Peaks, Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, need more? Okay fine, it's my hero, David Lynch.

Oh yeah, it's also go Udo Kier and Asia Argento. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT UDO F'N KIER!!!

To say I'm excited may very well be an understatement.

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[20 May 2009|01:02pm]
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  • 21:06 I'm going to ride my bike around town and listen/sing along to Morrissey, so if you hear "This Charming Man" passing by, that'll be me..... #

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[18 May 2009|01:02pm]
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  • 14:31 STAR TREK GLASSES AT BK!! JUST GOT THE SET! #
  • 22:41 I'm in the mood to move 3 feet to the left god damnit! #
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Oh dear [info]javadave4 you'll not "1-up" me boy!!! [16 May 2009|08:59pm]
TAKE THIS!!!!

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[15 May 2009|01:02pm]
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  • 14:06 I just feel kinda...."angry" today...not so good. #
  • 17:06 @jakevance Ah! A Trek! Great choice! Is that the 800? See, I toldja that was a good place to go! Glad you're glad! #
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[14 May 2009|01:04pm]
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  • 18:36 @jakevance You should really go for a Gary Fisher, they're AWESOME bikes and the low end ones are still good but not too expensive #
  • 18:37 @choochoobear well, that was silly of you #
  • 18:42 @jakevance The Bikery on Valley Road in Montclair sells them, they wiork with you and even let you test ride to check the feel. #
  • 20:49 Block razorbeams #
  • 20:52 Heading back out...*sigh* me am tired....want sleep for 12 days to see how this ball starts rolling #
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[13 May 2009|01:01pm]
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  • 14:31 @CParizman FYI: Everytime I come across any of my View Askew paraphenalia, I think of you. #
  • 14:34 Fuck Doug, I'm not goin' out like this, he said, "Man, I'm all I've got and I won't be missed" And this makes, this makes no sense to me.... #
  • 17:47 ......and get the HELL off my land!!! #
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Mostly for Dave Chosid and Rishard [12 May 2009|09:43pm]
Who wants to go with me?

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/terracottawarriors/tickets.html

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If you never have... [12 May 2009|02:45pm]
[ music | Toad the Wet Sprocket - Reincarnation Song ]

You really need to listen to Yo La Tengo's cover of "Captain Lou" it's awesome! If you don't have it/don't know how to get it, just ask me!

Aside from that, I think my unemployment is going/went through, I got a few letters from them today, telling me when and what to claim, so, should that go through, I think I'm gonna stick to that and go back to school full time. I'm thinking either Nursing or Plumbing, oddly, both interests of mine, both really good jobs, both things I think I could do really well in. And if I have the time/funds, I think I'm gonna take some side classes in Journalism. I'd like to see if I can't make a couple extra bucks writing for any of the three major publications that I have connections in/with or one of the many movie/video game sites that I read that are always looking for contributors.

oop...the boy's up...gotta go

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[12 May 2009|01:02pm]
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  • 19:06 Man...have I got a setup for my pc goin' right now!! Two monitors? I feel l33t! #
  • 19:37 heading back out again! Away! To Englewood and beyond!!! #
  • 21:35 If you should die before me ask if you could bring a friend...pick a flower, hold your breath and drift away.... #
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I scratch your back you scratch mine? [10 May 2009|01:26pm]
Anybody on here have anything that needs doing that you'd be willing to pay me for? I need to somehow gather up appx. $200 by tomorrow (monday) afternoon/evening....could be anything, I've got a lot of random talents and skills. Lemme know!

please?

did that sound desperate enough?

EDIT:
Mind you, I'm not asking for $200 per se, if you want me to do something for $20, $50, ect...that's fine too, I'll take what I can get, right now, until I hear from unemployment (and hopefully not afterwards) every little bit is going to help immensely.

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Well.... [08 May 2009|08:00pm]
I must say...as much as things suck right now, I found something that made me smile. And if you click on this link, and don't smile yourself.

Well, that just implies that you don't have a heart.

http://letsbefriends.blogspot.com/

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Things could be worse... [08 May 2009|05:15pm]
...you could be me. I just got fired...and no, don't ask me why, it's retarded, and I just want to move on...try and figure shit out, like, how the fuck am I going to support my family....yes, I already applied for unemployment and state funded insurance.

*sigh*


it sooooooo sucks to be me.

Worst part is, I REALLY wanted this post to be about how awesome Star Trek was.

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[08 May 2009|01:04pm]
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  • 15:41 Star Trek, tonite, midnight at the Garden State Plaza, buying tix in advance, who's with me?!?! #
  • 15:51 Correction: I will be attending the 11:00pm screening of Star Trek tonite at the GSP (didn't know it opened today!) WHO'S WITH ME?!?!?! #
  • 18:05 @jakevance dude, I gotta work tomorrow morning too, you have to ask yourself, how important is your geekdom? #
  • 20:21 @jakevance Hurray!!! Kudos to the winner, which, under the circumstances, I'd say we both are! #
  • 22:11 Keep on dreamin boy cause when ya stop dreamin it's time to die... #
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STAR TREK TONITE!!! [07 May 2009|06:08pm]
I'm going to the 11pm show at the Garden State Plaza AMC, I'll be there by apprx: 10:15, got my tix already!!!

If you wanna come, or are ordering tickets for an AMC theatre screening, use my moviewatcher code: 179420880 That'll wave any fees for buying your tickets online.

Who's with me?!!??!?

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[07 May 2009|01:04pm]
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  • 11:46 At supercuts in Bloomfield for a freebie fix of my mop, and the woman sitting next to me just farted.....it smells sooo bad... #

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[05 May 2009|01:02pm]
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  • 19:04 @subjectpredicat Am jealous! And that's only 2 days before my birthday!!! #
  • 19:06 raarrrg! Chris smash!! nah, no smashing....just going home....maybe the LaCarruba version of smashing 'member that one? #
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[04 May 2009|01:03pm]
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  • 13:44 ....anybody wanna buy me an old skool Capt. Kirk uniform to wear to the Star Trek premiere? #
  • 15:08 @sweet_avenue thanx! Dunno y I didn't think of that! U guys should make/print out some Star Trek cupcakes for Friday! They'd have to be ... #
  • 15:23 How I used to eat ramen so often is beyond me #
  • 15:30 I miss the days of excitement in science and the space program. Where's the Buzz Aldrin and Isaac Asimov for the new generation? #
  • 15:33 Where are our national heroes? Or is the sad truth that we've become a nation of media-fed zombies? #
  • 15:36 If so, how will we metaphorically "shoot-em-in-the-head"? Will Obama help break the chain of mediocrity that we've bound ourselves with? #
  • 15:38 Sorry for rambling, I'm just taking a break and letting my brain out for some air #
  • 15:42 @sweet_avenue Tribute to either green Vulcan blood, or the Orien Slave Girls plus it's a fun space-alien kinda color anyway! #
  • 19:25 People who don't like Sonic Youth should be approached with caution and handled with skepticism. #
  • 21:04 Dear U.S. Military, I would like to offer you my son's diaper pail for use in biological weapons manafacturing for a modest price. Kthxbai! #
  • 21:48 Sometimes, when I'm not paying attention, my kitchen slowly evolves into a one-man dance party. But then, some would expect nothing less... #
  • 21:50 @cparizman That's probably only b/c he owns the company. Everyone knows Trump eats his fish alive and still swimming. #
  • 09:40 @pnkrkgrl Throwing out your frown and just smiling at the sound, sleek as a sheik spinning round and round #
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Why must I be po? [03 May 2009|08:31pm]
I wants this sooo bad....

http://shirt.woot.com/

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[03 May 2009|01:01pm]
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  • 12:59 @razorbeams you should go to veggie heaven in Teaneck on Cedar lane, you won't regret it! #

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[02 May 2009|01:01pm]
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  • 20:45 will be performing tonite at Rocky Horror at the Bellvue Theatre in Montclair for those with nothing better to do! #

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[30 Apr 2009|01:02pm]
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  • 22:24 Mmmm hmm!! Gettin' ready to watch YOR: Hunter from the Future...look it up, you'll be beggin' me for a copy!!! #

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Well, it goes a little somethin' like this... [29 Apr 2009|09:17pm]
Batman's opening the Justice League tomorrow morning, so Green Lantern can have a few more beers....THAT CONVERSATION ACTUALLY HAPPENED....I can't believe I'm drinking Budweiser...but the cans were so small, n' cute, n' cheap....cheap was most important. $10 got me eggs, bananas, and beer. Egss n' Nanners for the boy, beer for the man. Yup, $10. Yup, funny looks from the little girl at the deli.

WHOOO!!! GREEN POWERS ACTIVATE FORM OF A BEER COZY!!!! ACTIVATE NETFLIX!!! GONNA WATCH ME SOME CAPTAIN KIRK N' SHIT!!!!!!!

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People on Facebook found this pretty amusing, so I'll x-post it here... [29 Apr 2009|10:22am]
I just cut my hair a few days ago, got tired of having it long, plus with summer coming...yada yada yada. ANYWAY...yeah, wanted to post a picture, cause I'm proud, I cut it myself and all, but I couldn't take any serious pictures, I sometimes wonder if I'm incapable of NOT mugging once a camera is pointed in my direction....well, here ya go...
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HAHAHAA....I just realized...the second pic makes me look like gay adult harry potter...hahahahaha

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[28 Apr 2009|01:03pm]
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  • 09:25 Tilting at windmills, tilting at pinball, is there any aesthetic difference, metaphorically? #
  • 11:07 85-95 was a great time for music.....corporations are killing our culture. #
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[27 Apr 2009|01:03pm]
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  • 19:05 @sweet_avenue It makes you Nerdstars!!! #
  • 08:31 Wow....I'd forgotten how lethargic I get at this time of year...*phoooooo!!! #
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[26 Apr 2009|01:02pm]
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  • 19:22 Today at work=frustrating #
  • 23:20 Who pissed in your cheerios? For that matter did you already take a mouthful before you noticed? For that matter did you finish eating it? #
  • 10:29 Haircut 3000 and the Return of the Burns! #
  • 11:31 Beastie Boys "Check Your Head" is definately in my top 10 favorite albums. #
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Larry, I thought you might find this amusing.<img src="http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF224-Command [25 Apr 2009|10:03am]
 

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[24 Apr 2009|01:02pm]
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  • 11:10 Woohoo!!! Headin' out to Hot Dog Johnny's for some dogs and delicious birch beer! Not to mention a nice ride out... #
  • 11:11 @sweet_avenue BTW the Thai Curry #
  • 11:13 @sweet_avenue try again w/o prematurely hitting enter...the thai curry coconut cupcake was amazing, I curious purchase was well met, thanks #
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[23 Apr 2009|01:06pm]
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  • 23:03 She's so swishy in her satin and tat, in her frop coat and bippety boppety hat, oh god I could do better than that!! #

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[21 Apr 2009|01:03pm]
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  • 18:27 Well...they overbooked my flight, but I already got my agression out today. Ever shot a .44 Blackhawk? You should. Everyone should... #
  • 21:36 in Charlotte, NC for my stopover...I got 12% battery left, and no outlets to charge up on...another 45min til my flight leaves, poo... #
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[19 Apr 2009|01:04pm]
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  • 10:07 How comes I don't get my twitter replies on my cellphone. I feel like a jerk when I find out people reply to my posts days later... #
  • 10:08 Oh, and yeah...I'm going to go shoot shotguns out in the Everglades...gonna catch me that Skunk Ape!!!! #
  • 12:23 I'm in the Everglades at a range. I'm shooting a 12-Gauge Double-barrelled Remington....need I say more? #
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